Things you find while researching for your writing #1
Ways to say “puke” (The first one cracks me up).
* Deliver a Street pizza * Abdominable voorheaves * Lunch * After dinner mints * Make a (technicolor) tribute to Disney * Bark at ants * Be the mother bird * Making pizza * Beer belch * Meet my friends Ralph and Earl * Blow acid * Negative chug * Blow beets * Paint the town green * Blow breakfast * Blow chow * Plant beets * Blow chunks * Blow din-din * Play with the edible yo-yo * Blow doughnuts * Polishing your shoes * Blow foam * Blow groceries * Blow lunch * Projectile vomiting * Bow down before the great white porcelain god * Projectiling * Brack * Protein spill * Bring it up for a vote * Psychadelic spit * Brown nose it * Read the toilet * Redecorate * Call Buicks * Reverse diarhea * Call dinosaurs * Reverse drink * Call for huey * Reverse gears * Call to the seals * Reverse gut * Call uncle Ralph * Reverse peristalsis * Casting your bread upon the waters * Revisiting dinner * Chewing backwards * Ride the regurgittion * Round trip lunch ticket * Chuck a pizza * Round trip meal ticket * Chunder * Rufus * Chunderchunk * Scream cookies * Chunderspew * Screaming mimi * Clean house * Sell a Buick * Commode hugging * Sell cars * Decorate pavement * Shout at your shoes * Singing the lovely beer ballad * Discourage * Spew chips * Spew chunks * Drain the main * Spew snacks * Dribble phlegm * Spew spuds * Spill the groceries * Eject * Exspew * Talk to Huey down the big white telephone * Feed the fish * Feed the houseplants * Feed your young * Talk to Ralph on the big white telephone * Fertilize the sidewalk * Talk to Ralph on the commode-a-phone * Filling the bilge * Talk to the carpet * Talking on the porcelain telephone * Talking to Ralph on the big white telephone * Give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelian god * Technicolor yawn * Go to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick * The Brooklyn mating call * The Jersey yodel * Throw dinner * Gut painting * Thunder-chunder rainbow parfait * Harf * To do a bush (originally translated from Japanese) * Heave (your guts out) * Honk * Tossing your cookies * Hork * Un-eat * Hug the porcelain wishing well * Unrecoverable application error * Induce antiperistalsis * Upchuck * Inverse gut * Involuntary personal protein spill * Vector-spew * Jump shot * Kneel before the great white porcelian god * Waxing the floor * Lateral cookie toss * Whistling beef * Laugh at the carpet * Whistling carrots * Launchig the shuttle * Launching lunch * Leave lunch * Liberation * Liquid laugh * Liquid scream * Lose flourescent Christmas cheer * Lose some chopped carrots * Yell at the ground * Lose weight * Yell for Hughie * Lose your lunch * York
Today, Al and I have been together for six years. I’m not going to make an insanely long post for this. I don’t want to get all sappy, especially because no one is probably reading this. But. I never thought I would be in this place that I am right now. Six years ago today, when Al walked up to me after homeroom, hugged me and asked me to go out with him, I was sure I was going to ruin everything. That he would figure out how fucked up my life was(and me by extension), and change his mind. But. That didn’t happen. Instead, I found out that not everyone is bad. I don’t have to try to figure out someone’s motives for wanting to be my friend, or for wanting to be with me within the first few seconds of our meeting. My parents have drilled into me this thought subconsciously, and I’m still discovering that the way I think and do things isn’t the way others think and do things. Which would be fine, if there wasn’t such darkness behind it. But. Al swooped in and took some of that darkness away. I still feel it sometimes, creeping around in the corners of my mind. But now I have the balls to tell it to fuck off. That there are better things than worrying about if everyone’s out to get me or use me. And without going into so much detail about all that’s happened in my life, I know that I would not have survived had it not been for Al. That sounds cheesy and dumb, but it couldn’t be more true.
So I guess what I’m trying to say is, if you have someone, anyone in your life that is there for you no matter what. Sticks by your side and loves you no matter what, go up to them right now and give them a huge hug. They deserve it.